The Heitzig Area 51 connection

My sister’s boyfriend’s neighbor’s uncle gave his nephew the scoop which he leaked to his neighbor who told his girlfriend.. who told her brother (that’s me) what’s really going down.  This “uncle” who live’s by my sis’s boyfriend was hired to drive Skip Heitzig around one Monday.  After being called in at the gate, he [...]

What Is CCOF?

Ever heard the term, Dark Ops? I tell you, by posting this information, I am practically fearing for my life. Four years ago, out of nowhere, suddenly, Chuck Smith had a brother named Paul. What they failed to tell you, is that Paul is a clone. To make sure that undue [...]

Church Leadership

A New England based ministry called “9Mauks Ministries” has put out the “9 Mauks” of a healthy church. I’ve posted some of them here to encourage our confused readers.1.  Expose-itional Preaching.This is a preaching that “exposes” sin.  The truly spiritual pastor will be investigating the lives of his parishoners for the sins that remain hidden [...]

Heitzig Disputes Word “is”

The hopes of the world were hinging on an un-substantiated notice that Skip Heitzig would in fact be resigning as the board chair at CCABQ. The 6 horsement of the Albequercolips were ready to ride in victorious as soon as the announcement was made official. Unfortunately, the anticipated events didn’t come to pass. [...]

Why I Stayed At Calvary Chapel

It’s important to hear the stories of those who are sticking it out, in spite of the obvious.  If you are one of the people who are so blind and ignorant, that you continue to walk into the pig-stigh of CC every week, then we want to hear from you.  We can’t believe how or [...]

Why I Left Calvary Chapel

I’ve created a new category for the ongoing needs of people to tell their stories.  Of course, if you left CC, we already know that it had something to do with: the mafia, bigfoot, Area 51, Fidel Castro or the lack of real wine at communion.  If you want to post about one of these [...]

Phonics Preacher Has/Has Not Moved

When the chair of a board speculates a partial resignation that causes
everyone to tingle.. I see no other option, but to display myself in
duplicity. Therefore, from this day forward, Phonics Preacher will be
found at both of the following links:
www.phonicspreacher.blogspot.com
www.phonicspreacher.wordpress.com
The stress of all of this is weighing heavily upon me and I see no other option [...]

Nickle Pay Day

There are folks out there trying to convince the folks under the Skip Heitzig regime to place only “a nickle” in the offering boxes. Nickle Sunday? How about NICKLE PAY-DAY! – Yep, you heard me right.. I declare a presidence upon all those who prepare payroll checks for Skip Heitzig. I speak five cent incraments [...]

Big Time Traffic

In the past two weeks, we’ve had at-least 6 unique hits with a total of 18 over-all visits. The church fathers never had hits like this, therefore, I’m concerned that we might be on a bad path. However, I’m going to risk our differences to the church fathers.. by pressing on.Because the traffic here is [...]

CC is Emerging Seeker Friendly..

yep.. you heard it right.. CALVARY CHAPELS ARE EMERGING SEEKER FRIENDLY and even.. PURPOSE DRIVEN!I know.. they are the first ones in line to dis anything of a “seeker friendly” nature to it. They denounce the “emerging” church vocally. They prefer to drive rather than be driven.
Can you believe the hypocricy?
Distinctively, CC’s stand out as [...]