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In a plot to take over the planet and plunder it of all it’s natural resources, Chuck Smith (cccm) has sent out his team of crack-pot capitalists disguised as would-be Bible scholars to dupe the ignorant masses into full financial surrender. Stay tuned for more information. We’re awaiting news on the next wave of law-suits between: Marananthah Muzic, CSN Int’l, JPUSA and… as we expected.. the well predicted countersuit from Calvary Connection.
More later!