What Is CCOF?
Ever heard the term, Dark Ops? I tell you, by posting this information, I am practically fearing for my life. Four years ago, out of nowhere, suddenly, Chuck Smith had a brother named Paul. What they failed to tell you, is that Paul is a clone. To make sure that undue attention was not drawn to this situation, the clone of Chuck was genetically designed to look different, yet close enough to be family. As Paul was deveopped in a secret lab 23 stories beneath CCCM, scientists loyal to the CC regine implanted mental and genetic files originating from the following individuals: Winston Churchill, Smith Wigglesworth, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Carter and Ross Perot.
Paul Smith is indeed a super-human, but who else could manage and operate the broad mission of CCOF unless they were of such a high calibur.
CCOF basically is running the show in every CC out there. The pastors are just puppets. They don’t even know they are being controlled by an evil mastermind with a joy-stick 23 storeis beneath CCCM. Some have magaged to break themselves away from the mind control. Mike Kestler comes to mind. Of course, by breaking himself instantly from dependency, he went berzerk. Some have more wisely broken themselves from the control over time, thus weaning themselves from the addictive control. These folks are forced to continue life in hiding, for every day, their lives continue to be in danger.
Watch your back!
Loading...
First of all, the secret labs are not “23 stories below the ground”. It is on the top floor (Floor Seven, of course), of a secret building above the bookstore called the Sunflower Watchtower. The reason you don’t remember it is because it has a microwave radio radiation thing that messes with your brain so you don’t actually “see” it. The photons are hitting your rods and cones and cornea and stuff, but the bioelectric neural impulses never make it down the optic nerve to your cortex (that’s a part of your brain).
One thing they forgot to hide, however, are the towers and antennaes to connect with this secret HQ which are attached to the Logos building, which everyone can see. I should note that “Logos building” backwards is “Gnid Liubs Og Ol”. Coincidence? I think not.
You also listed some names, stating that genetic material from these individuals were used to make the clone that runs CCOF. I don’t think your list is entirely correct. You mistakenly said that they used DNA from Smith Wigglesworth, when actually it was Mr. Bigglesworth, Dr. Evil’s pet cat. When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, Dr. Evil gets angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, people die.
Also, it wasn’t Hulk Hogan, it was Colonel Hogan. And I’m sure they didn’t use Ross Perot. He has big ears. Everyone in leadership at CC is required to have small ears, so they won’t hear church members. It’s a rule.
They didn’t use Jimmy Carter, former President of the United States. Remember, democracy is worldly, good for government but not for the church (actual Chuck Smith quote). They used DNA from Jim E. Carter, a mechanic at an auto repair shop on 17th Street in Costa Mesa.
Secret Agent X
Code name: Thundermonkey
Secret Agent X - April 20, 2006 at 2:25 am