CC criticized for doing what CC was not criticized for Not doing!
There has been a call to accountability!
Skip has been asked to:
1. Let Jesse James go. You have enough Harleys Skip!
2. Stop consorting with Castro.
3. Come clean with your alien connection.
4. Stop using such big words!
Joe Sabolick has been asked to:
1. Stop being so trendy. You’re causing the 1970’s missionary picture type pastors to stumble.
Mike Kestler has been asked to:
1. Think before you open your, uhm… uh.. and again Saints.. uhm.. again.. your mouth.
2. Set Twin Falls free and move to Medford, Oregon and attend Sovereign Grace Fellowship.
3. Settle things with Jeff Smith by Indian wrestling on live TV.
4. Enough with the comb-over.
Chuck Smith has been asked to:
1. Let somebody else pick up those cigarette butts. You’re making us look bad.
2. Go over to your son in law’s house and run HIS lawn mower up against HIS car. (an eye for an eye)
3. Fix all the problems in all the Calvary Chapels.
Raul Reese has been asked.. time and time again:
1. What did you say?
We’ve been calling Calvary Chapel to accountability. We have been demanding that they obey the Bible by changing their government structure. We’ve been tithing nickles (because we only made $0.50 that week) to prove our point. We’ve been exposing the crimes.. the genocide.. the financial irresponsability.. the underhanded schemes.. the money laundering.. the poaching.. the Russian mafia ciggarette store insurance scams.. and so on.
And so far.. they’ve not responded.
What’s wrong Calvary Chapel? Has this blog, and the 6 people who have visited here in the past week caused you to fear yet? You should be very afraid.
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I have subscribed to you on Bloglines so I only visit when there is a new post…hint hint…
You’re funny.
Stephanie - April 6, 2006 at 10:53 pm
I have subscribed to you on Bloglines so I only visit when there is a new post…hint hint…so now there has been 7 people! WOO HOO!
You’re funny.
Stephanie - April 6, 2006 at 10:53 pm
oops
i didn’t know i did that!
Stephanie - April 6, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Actually,it WAS BB’s lawnmower that bumped Chuck’s car, when Chuck was visiting there.
Lawnmower Man - April 20, 2006 at 1:55 am
Lawnmower Man..
Yes.. thus the need for Chuck to deliver just retribution upon BB!
Michael Cannedham - April 24, 2006 at 5:57 pm