Don McClure Uses Reverse Psychology..

If you’ve been around the cheap imitation blog lately, you’ll notice that much of the tension has been lifted.   Why?  It’s all because of Don McClure.  The sweet sappy syrup of persuassion has been dripping from his fingertips as he continues to make stretigic posts in the presence of his enemies.  Some, have abandoned their cause.   Some have dropped their signs of protest and have recannted.  Some, like the wild boar who’s been “fixed”, are surrendering their agressions towards the beast that CC is, and are lying down, like lambs with pre-millenial lions. 

Don’s words have been laced with the perfect ammount of truth, and with-held opinion.  His deliveries have been rock-solid and undisputable.   It’s obvious that he has been trained by the best, and uses those phychological skills of manipulation and hypnotization to his advantage.   Hundreds of embittered rebels are dropping their weapons and are beginning to file back to the punch bowls of Calvary Chapel like lemmings to the cliff. 

Stand your ground!  Don’t let the sappy persuasions of truth hinder your embittered cause!  The dove-shaped cool-aid dispensers are filled to the brim, awaiting the return of the former rebellion forces.  Remember what happened when Jose Wales and his band turned themselves into the Red-Legs?  Don’t let it happen to you. 

We take solice in the knowledge that our Calvinist forces and our Church Government advocates will not be swayed..  no matter what.  But the others, who are standing on the shifting sand of discontentment and misunderstanding.   They are vulnerable.   We must stop them from listening to Don!

BTW- Sorry Steph..  I haven’t had much time lately, and PP has not been too inspiring to my cause.  It’s either more information about CCABW (which I’ve expired on), or, it’s just nice stuff, and I can’t satire nice stuff.