In The Words Of St. Thomas Aquinas…

…  “you can sleep in my cabin..  but please, little wolf, don’t go poo poo on my rug.”

Some poor guy on the cheap imitation blog was getting razzed for not updating his blog.  Then I got convindicated.  I ended my blog.  I quit it.  It bored me.  I even put “Cannedham” to sleep.  But the beast keeps a calling.  Slowly but surely, the content of the Cheap Imitation Blog (C.I.B.) is beginning to get interesting.  Pretty soon, they’ve got to stop talking about Skip and skip onto something else.  There’s a plethera of new topics to explore.

1.  Chuck Smith is cloning Raul Reese.   There’s a lab in Mexico with 38 of them, under the disguise of an orphanage.  They are continually smuggling little Kung-Fu onesied across the border..  hiding them under boxes of blankets.

2.  Ocean Hills is slated to be the home of a new ministry.  Their focus will be to the men who like to frequent “gentlemen’s clubs”.  It’s being refurbished as a night-club right now.  Neon lights and everything.  If you’re an experienced dancer with a heart for the great commission…  they’re currently accepting applications.

3.  The Kestler vs. J. Smith lawsuits are really about hair.  M. Kestler just wants his share.

4. Who is the brain child behind the Emerging Church?  It’s Calvary Chapel.  They have created the E.M. to enrage the church as a whole, in order to distract attention from CC’s dirty dealings.

5.  Don’t get me started on the Bob Coy video church craze.