The Phonics Preacher
A Great Sauce for Newts and Inflammation in Calvary Chapel.

CSN: Same initials, different other letters.

the break up is complete.  after years of custody battles concerning; hair, radio towers and airwaves, Mike Kestler and Jeff Smith have washed their hands of each other and have gone their own ways.  with the sad finality of this move, there are new identities rising up from the ashes.  in the face of bad press and years of scandal, the establishment formerly known as calvary chapel twin falls will now be renamed.   church leaders are split between: “river christian fellowship” and “mikes funnel cake factory of jesus-love”.

In order to prevent confusion, the initials we know as being CSN will remain the same, but a contest is in the works to apply new meaning to the initials. 

here are a few of the recent submissions:

  1. Crab Shack Network
  2. Can’t Spell Netwerk
  3. Cake Sample Network

The contest is underway.  When the winning name is chosen the winner will be flown to Twin Falls, Idaho and commended publicly for their fancy word-skills. 

One Response to “CSN: Same initials, different other letters.”

  1. How about:

    1. Chick Shopping Network
    2. Cloaking Sin Network
    3. Christians Suck Network


Leave a Reply