The Closed Door Cult of SMP

Why did simplemindedpreacher go behind closed doors? The answer to me is obvious. They’ve joined the ranks of Masons and the Mormons. They have taken their dark secrets into a place where no one can point fingers. Rumor has it, that smp founder, Chad Myhre has purchased land in French Guyana, and plans on relocating the entire smp operation to that location. Un named sources have reported that 7 pallets of lime cool aid have been delivered to the site already. One individual, who recently left smp, reported strange ceremonies in the smp temple, involving magic underwear and a golden tasseled, red fez.

We’ll keep you up to date and more information comes available.