Lighthouse Impaled

The average Christian completely and totally lacks discernment.  They are easily duped and deceived (sometimes “on purpose”).  They ingest doctrines and ideals that they see as being Biblical and safe, which are actually, demonic doctrines in sheep’s clothing. 

In order to protect average Christians from being led down a deceptive path towards New-Age Oprah worshipping Catholicism, a group of non-average believers have banded their super-assumption skills together for the greater good of fundamental Christian faith.  They serve the role of gate-keeper and bloodhound.  They turn back the evil tide of heresy that is mystifying and seducing so many of today’s well trained pastors.  They sniff out the doctrines of demons which are: hiding on our bookshelves, creeping into our  terminology and emanating from our affiliations.  Theirs is a hard and lonely task.  It is often thankless.  And yet, if it wasn’t for their dedication to inform us of right and wrong, many of us would be, right now, worshipping at the feet of the virgin mother:  Oprah Winfrey. 

Their admirable zeal almost matches that of the early Ana-Baptists who used to bind heretics and toss them off of hay bales onto up-turned pitchforks.  It is this common passion for sound doctrine, and the willingness to “judge the heretic”, that elevates the modern day discernment ministries to a place of unquestioned truth.  With astounding wisdom, they weigh the proverbial witches of evangelical mega-ministry against that of a duck, and declare an immediate burning.

These are the unsung heroes of Christianity.  While most average Christians are busy listening to CCM and watching Veggie Tales, the cult-sniffers are defending our gates. 

Let’s give them a hearty round of applause… right now, from your desk, in your kitchen, during your Hallmark movie special…  Let them know that you appreciate their ability to discern that, which will, without a doubt, deceive us.