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Issue #1 Out of Print – Issue #2, Available Next Week…

The journalistic expoits of (name witheld to protect the innocent) are back at it.  Sources believe that December will bring us a “Swimsuit Edition”, much to the dismay of those already protesting.

13 Responses to “Issue #1 Out of Print – Issue #2, Available Next Week…”

  1. The powers that be got to the publisher!

  2. Issue #1 is worth some big bucks to collectors.

  3. Jim
    Did you knuckle under the pressure :-(

  4. Chad…that is stinkin’ hilarious.

    :)

  5. With I could take credit for it without the paranoid harrasment like Jim is receiving.
    True art always suffers persecution!

  6. I illegally copied the cover to issue #1.

    I will sell copies on e-bay for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

    Of course I will do it under a different name.

    Like Chad Mhyre.

  7. You guys are bad. If anyone asks, I was never here.

  8. Doh!

  9. Chad drank Liberal owned and handed out coffee.

    He admitted to it.

    Just saying…

  10. Chad has Chuck Norris black light posters in his office.

    Just saying…

  11. Chad has an imaginary bunny friend named Charlie.

    Just saying…

    Seriously, I keep exposing shocking truths, yet Phonics does nothing about it!

  12. I’m not entirely sure what the purpose of your blog is, but it does betray tell-tale signs of satirical humor.


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