Issue #1 Out of Print – Issue #2, Available Next Week…

The journalistic expoits of (name witheld to protect the innocent) are back at it.  Sources believe that December will bring us a “Swimsuit Edition”, much to the dismay of those already protesting.

In The Words Of St. Thomas Aquinas…

…  “you can sleep in my cabin..  but please, little wolf, don’t go poo poo on my rug.”
Some poor guy on the cheap imitation blog was getting razzed for not updating his blog.  Then I got convindicated.  I ended my blog.  I quit it.  It bored me.  I even put “Cannedham” to sleep.  But the [...]

Much “a do” about what a Pastor “ought” to do.

Of course.. this all depends on your denomination.  Let’s consider the sludgepot of oppulance that is Calvary Chapel..   and use deductive reasoning to come up with our list..
Hmmm..  let’s see..   A Pastor Ought to??????
1. .. drive something trendy..  like a Mini Cooper, A Landrover..  or maybe a 1995 VW Golf.2. ..  look young and [...]

We’re The Blog Chuck Doesn’t Know About

I know, I know..  the Phonics Preacher has been pretty dormant as of lately.  There is a reason, and it’s a pretty stinkin good one too.  I’ll go fisticuffs with anyone who wants to dispute the validity of my reason’s goodness in the drop of a hat (or a hair-net).
Anyways..  I’ve been trying to propel [...]

Don McClure Uses Reverse Psychology..

If you’ve been around the cheap imitation blog lately, you’ll notice that much of the tension has been lifted.   Why?  It’s all because of Don McClure.  The sweet sappy syrup of persuassion has been dripping from his fingertips as he continues to make stretigic posts in the presence of his enemies.  Some, have abandoned their [...]

CC criticized for doing what CC was not criticized for Not doing!

There has been a call to accountability!   Skip has been asked to: 1. Let Jesse James go.   You have enough Harleys Skip!2. Stop consorting with Castro.3. Come clean with your alien connection.4. Stop using such big words!Joe Sabolick has been asked to:1. Stop being so trendy.  You’re causing the 1970’s missionary picture type pastors to [...]

The Heitzig Area 51 connection

My sister’s boyfriend’s neighbor’s uncle gave his nephew the scoop which he leaked to his neighbor who told his girlfriend.. who told her brother (that’s me) what’s really going down.  This “uncle” who live’s by my sis’s boyfriend was hired to drive Skip Heitzig around one Monday.  After being called in at the gate, he [...]

What Is CCOF?

Ever heard the term, Dark Ops? I tell you, by posting this information, I am practically fearing for my life. Four years ago, out of nowhere, suddenly, Chuck Smith had a brother named Paul. What they failed to tell you, is that Paul is a clone. To make sure that undue [...]

Church Leadership

A New England based ministry called “9Mauks Ministries” has put out the “9 Mauks” of a healthy church. I’ve posted some of them here to encourage our confused readers.1.  Expose-itional Preaching.This is a preaching that “exposes” sin.  The truly spiritual pastor will be investigating the lives of his parishoners for the sins that remain hidden [...]

Heitzig Disputes Word “is”

The hopes of the world were hinging on an un-substantiated notice that Skip Heitzig would in fact be resigning as the board chair at CCABQ. The 6 horsement of the Albequercolips were ready to ride in victorious as soon as the announcement was made official. Unfortunately, the anticipated events didn’t come to pass. [...]